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Rahul Gandhi, I judge you!

--> Rahul Gandhi, I judge you. I tell you, I judge you. Could you stop being so decent at all times and lash out in anger and frustration like the rest of us? Don’t you ever feel like kicking the posteriors of the bhakts who’ve been posting Pappu jokes and abusing them publicly? Don’t you want to lash back at Ms. Irani’s snarky remarks, who despite never having won an election, has the audacity to call you out for political ineptitude. You could’ve at least joked about her weight like the Vice President did for another lady in your party. Rahul, I suspect that you’ve been reading too much of the Mahatma’s autobiography and learning the wrong lessons.. Indians, timid as we are, like our leaders to be angry bullying men. (or women who behave like angry bullies).   We secretly dream of the Suryavansham dad heading the country, where we don’t have to make any decisions or accept any personal responsibility, only follow orders. We despise any show of humility (unless